There are 32 players signed to contracts in the FASISAC roster. Here you can find out a little more about these talented ballers.
Have a look at all the player stats on the player cards: Players to print
Nickname: Mac Attack
Bio: A freestyler who achieved social media fame when busking in Dublin. His speciality was lying on the floor appearing to be sleeping under rubbish with an empty bottle of vodka in one hand whilst keeping a ball in the air. A true entertainer.
Fun fact: His drunk freestyler routine is ironic as Lenny is in fact teetotal.
Nickname: Ca Choo (I am the Walrus)
Bio: A dominant defensive player whose incredible reading of the game has had him called variously: ‘the Ghanaian Bobby Moore’, ‘the Ghanaian Gaetano Scirea’ and ‘the Ghanaian Lewis Dunk’ – though the last one was after a particularly messy own goal.
Fun fact: Kuuku says to his team mates in a huddle before every game ‘Pretend like the ball is a big smiley face that get thrills from being next to your feet’.
Diogo Duarte Malo
Bio: After a mistake by a teacher reading his name at school Diogo became Dingo and it has stuck ever since.
Fun fact: Dingo has never been to Australia.
Bio: Played youth football and a handfull of first team games at Boca Juniors from 1998-2001 alongside the likes of Juan Roman Riquelme, Carlos Tevez and Walter Samuel. A classy defender who loves to bring the ball out of defence and start attacks.
Fun fact: Is actually a Grandad.
Nickname: The Silent Giant. The Monobrow Monster (but never to his face)
Country: Russia – though no-one has ever seen a birth certificate.
Bio: Raised by bears in Siberia? It’s probably a rumour but as Mr Karlov speaks so little this is the story that we’ll have to go with. What we do know is that he is a dominant goalkeeper who spreads his body so well in one on ones that strikers have been known to ask for bigger goals when playing against him.
Bio: Younger brother Tito Rojas was close to a FASISAC contract until he was kicked out of the training camp after a bar fight on a night out. Some sources say that Tito took a bullet for his brother and that it was Jeronimo who should have been sent packing.
Fun fact: Used to be a bingo caller.
Nickname: (Mick Mack) Paddy Whack
Bio: Began his career as a teenager with Portmore United in St Catherine’s, Jamaica before moving to England where he had a spell with Leeds United before moving to USA and playing college soccer for North Carolina.
Fun fact: Has 4 sisters 2 of whom also played college soccer.
Bio: Young solid defender with a big future. He turned down two MLS contracts to join FASISAC having been sold on the format by the founder Benjamin Underhouse after he rode into Digby’s parents’ farm on horse back.
Fun fact: Plays drums in a Finger Eleven tribute band.
Coming soon: More fun facts and biographies for the rest of the players.